17th treasure [video]

[captainash]

[Ah, such a lovely day this is. Seriously, it has everything needed for perfection: a wobbly video feed, a fluffy lime green afro taking up most of said feed, a Relicanth swiftly swimming away from said afro, and an original score -crashing waves, Eevee screams, the shouts of a hundred furious souls- that matches the action perfectly.]

Look at that fish go-

[For a man who has to deal with an Eevee screaming in his ear and digging his claws in his shoulder, Ash sounds much too gleeful. The image starts to turn around, shaking even more as it moves.]

-and look at those turtles follow!

[Ash also sounds much too cheerful for a man being pursued by dozens of angry Tirtougas. He might even sound like he's laughing.

...He is laughing. Oh hell.]

Looks like they're gaining on us. Afrodite, show them what we can do!

[Not that anyone else will get to see what exactly that is, because Evo chooses that moment to try and get away from this madness, hitting the Gear in the process.]

Comments

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[backtobasics]

[What did he just watch...]

... are you sure that's something to laugh about?

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

You sound like you're having fun. Wild day there? [The afro man. The afro.] Nice afro.

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[mayushiii]

Wow I didn't know you could move so fast~

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[easy_as_cake]

Oh dear. Are you okay?

[Disregard the fact that she's giggling a bit, too. It looked really dangerous, sure, but hey, he sounded like he was having fun, so as long as he's alive enough to answer at the end of it, then really, what's the harm?

Maybe she's got a few strange priorities, too.]

[video]

[alwaysonline]

-- woah. What's going on?

_{[That all looked very chaotic and kind of crazy. ... definitely kind of crazy.]}

Are those turtles?

[video]

[enjoymyatelier]

[...is that...

yep, that is the number Aradia gave him

...does he really want to do this okay

deep breath]

...I suppose that's one way to deal with this mess...