Don't underestimate a super pilot

[Audio]

There has to be a way to get a Porygon that's more efficient than playing Voltorb flip over and over until it drives me crazy.

Boom, boom! Game over!

Shut up, Haro. Has anyone seen a wild herd of the things? A breeder that sells them? Any info would be greatly appreciated.


[Action

Are you by any chance in Goldenrod, near the Game Corner, up to half an hour after this message is sent?

If the answer is yes, please be careful. There's a man around there attempting to grab a laughing Chatot and drag him back inside the building, and he's not really paying attention to the people who might be in the way.]

So, can anyone tell me how I ended up with a fire-breathing hellhound? Not that I don't like it, but I was wondering why that one out of all those strange animals out there.

[The voice sounds more casually curious than surprised or alarmed or confused, which is exactly how he likes it. He keeps going, ignoring the puppy's whines for the moment.]

Is it a random decision? Did that woman look at me and tell the professor 'Oh, that man looks like a dog lover'? Or did that lab just happen to have a few extra puppies around when I arrived?

[The whines grow louder as he speaks. In fact, by the end of his sentence they are replaced by a bark, followed by the sound of paws running through tall grass.]

...Well, I can already tell I'll be in good paws until I reach the next town, at least. No... purple rat shall ever manage to harm me.

[That one certainly won't, because people hanging around the eastern end of route 29 might have the chance to witness said rat getting caught in a Pokéball. His first capture, he's so proud. They might also get sniffed by an eager puppy, but it probably doesn't bite. Otherwise, the middle-aged man reading the handbook beneath a tree would probably put a stop to it.]