captainash: (confident)
[There is a giant robot in Vermillion.

And also in Cerulean.

And Cinnabar.

There is a giant robot every-freaking-where, and if you're particularly unlucky it might land very, very close to you.

You don't need to worry, though. Now more than any other time, Captain Ash knows what he's doing.]
captainash: (ashamed)
Hey, could anyone please send an escape rope over to the Mahogany Gym?
Or a chair, that would work too.
I'd even take a gloating rescue at this point. Please?

Seriously, my legs hurt, my Pokémon are too busy laughing to be helpful, and I don't think the Gym people would like it if I tried to melt their floor.



At least my coworkers aren't here to see this. This world truly is merciful after all.
captainash: (neutral)
I need a crew.

[Ash is all business today, sitting in this glorious chair as if he's never left it. ...Hang on, that doesn't look like a hotel room or even a Pokémon Center. Where the hell is he? And why is he knees-deep in Goomies?]

One with opposable thumbs if possible, but at this point I'm not picky. Come to Goldenrod if you're interested; barring blindness, you can't miss the ship.

[No, really, missing this great big thing in the waters near Goldenrod would be kinda hard. Just don't step on the tiny dragons on your way in.]

captainash: (embarrassed)
On a scale from 1 to 10, how embarrassing would you consider being killed by a Chansey that is happily hitting thrown rocks back at you with a tree branch and has already knocked three of your Pokémon out with some skillful aiming at their faces?
This is a purely hypothetical question, by the way.



Also, for a completely unrelated query, does anyone know if the Goldenrod Granbulls take Pokémon in their team? Because I might have just found their future star batter.

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