captainash: (annoyed)
[Ever wanted to see the depths of the Seafoam Islands from a slowly spinning point of view? To behold Zubats and Seels in their natural environment? To witness firsthand the madness that isolation can cause?

No? Too bad, because that's all Ash has to offer right now.]

...I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with R.

[Help him, he's bored out of his mind.]
captainash: (neutral)
[The feed starts with a close view of the bottom half of a Snorlax floating on water, complete with an Octillery sitting between the legs and moving its tentacles like the world's slowest propeller. It backs away a little, partially showing Mt. Mortar to the side. There's plenty of time to take in the view, as the background is moving at a glacial pace.

A rout of tiny little baby Shellos is racing against the unlikely boat on the shore, and winning. Easily.]

At this point, I can't even tell which one is using Surf. Or if either of them is using Surf at all. It's been three days, and we're not halfway to Mahogany yet.

[Which would explain why Ash looks so bored when he finally looks at the camera. Behind him, gentle snoring can be heard. No wonder they're practically not moving.]

So, a little poll for you guys. Should I try to swim there by myself instead? Because I'm seriously considering it.
captainash: (worried)
...Hey, can anyone actually hear this...?

[At this point it wouldn't surprise him at all if the answer was 'no', but it's not like it hurts to try, right?]

There's a room with a star chart projected on the walls on the second floor. But the stars on it are completely unfamiliar to me. Has anyone seen any constellations they know in there? From home or from Johto? It might help us figure out where we are, even if not how we got here in the first place.

[Or not, but he refuses to be such a defeatist so quickly.

Which is why he's still in that room, poring over all those little glowy dots and trying to find a sign of home in there. It's not going very well.]



((Need someone to find/open the pink door for you? Here's your (pirate) man!))
captainash: (ashamed)
I would like to apologize to the twenty-seven people (or was it twenty-nine?) that were hit by flying pokéballs near Sprout Tower today.
I promise my team won't be playing extreme soccer there again.


How's the road to the Ruins of Alph and Azalea these days? We'll be leaving Violet soon, but I don't really want to (not) die of exposure on the way.

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