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25th treasure [voice]
Jan. 27th, 2014 08:21 pmJust so we're all on the same page.
[And just so he doesn't have to hit anyone, if the anger in his voice is any indication.]
If you tell a Vanilluxe that ice cream would be the best dessert for her birthday? You deserve to be frozen to the sidewalk. If you loudly declare the virtues of roasted duck prepared with spring onion around a Farfetch'd? You deserve to have that spring onion shoved up your nose. If you make jokes about using fertilized eggs to make an omelet in front of a Blissey? You deserve to spend the next three hours washing yolk out of your hair.
[Geez, it sure doesn't sound like he had to deal with all three situations over the last week.]
And if you do all of that in front of their trainer? You deserve to get forcibly thrown out of the restaurant. No complaining.
[Or else he'll have to do some hitting, and then no one will be pleased.]
[And just so he doesn't have to hit anyone, if the anger in his voice is any indication.]
If you tell a Vanilluxe that ice cream would be the best dessert for her birthday? You deserve to be frozen to the sidewalk. If you loudly declare the virtues of roasted duck prepared with spring onion around a Farfetch'd? You deserve to have that spring onion shoved up your nose. If you make jokes about using fertilized eggs to make an omelet in front of a Blissey? You deserve to spend the next three hours washing yolk out of your hair.
[Geez, it sure doesn't sound like he had to deal with all three situations over the last week.]
And if you do all of that in front of their trainer? You deserve to get forcibly thrown out of the restaurant. No complaining.
[Or else he'll have to do some hitting, and then no one will be pleased.]
