8th treasure [anonymous text]

[Thirty-six hours after the lab raid actually takes place, an anonymous text message appears on the network.]

the bastards have airplane technology. they even have an airport in Mistralton. they could at least allow us to use it.

[Followed, two minutes later, by:]

wheres Mistralton anyway?

[And then, ten minutes later:]

all the other regions have different PC systems. wonder if those have +space?

[And after half an hour:]

ATTENTION PARAS OWNERS: If a nervous or unstable looking individual approaches you and offer to buy your Paras’ mushrooms, please refuse and contact the authorities! Be a responsible citizen! Do not enable their addiction!

[The next one pops up within ten minutes:]

a machine that allows ppl to see Pokémon dreams? thats got to be a hoax.

[This one within five:]

Sunnyshores streets made of solar panels. wouldnt drive on those if I were them.

[With a final one three minutes later:]

you can only evolve Karrablast and Shelmet by trading them for each other. weird.

gtg now. might share the rest of it later.

[Or not. Probably not. He will, however, answer most questions people might ask (still anonymously, of course).]