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13th treasure [audio/action]

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-nd whoa, that was a bit too bumpy. Slow down.

[Bumpy enough for a Gear to be accidentally turned on, at the very least.]

No, no, keep going forward. Let them stare if they want. If you like, you like it, and you shouldn't let them poison it for you. Besides, I'd bet most of them are actually jea- Hey, careful with those st-

[And also bumpy enough for the Gear to be turned back off before someone mentions what's happening out there. What a shame.

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People in Olivine, however, get to find out exactly what's going on! ...And what's going on would be Captain Ash, proudly riding an uncertain Bouffalant with a bright green afro around the city. Those who take a closer look might even see dozens of flowers, each of them lovingly painted on the Bouffalant's horns with nail polish.

If one of Ash's girls wants to look pretty, he'll damn well make her look pretty.]

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Doing that without they consent would be a terrible idea.

[Her efforts are greatly appreciated.

They've been okay, kinda. There's this Krabby on the beach that keeps attacking him when the sun starts to set, he doesn't know why.]

Generally, yes. I have two myself, but they didn't seem to want to evolve and are free to drop the stones whenever they choose - so I assume they like them.

[ Pffft Krabby. Krabbys don't need any reason to do anything - they're just so crabby all the time!!!!

GET IT? ]

It could be that they have grand plans for their evolutions. Whenever I ask Evo if he'd like a form in particular, he just smirks and starts humming.

[.........Hahahahaha Krabby hahahahahaHAHAHA]

Well that's not mysterious at all! [ By which she means that is pretty darn mysterious, of course.

Pia, meanwhile, preens that her joke went over so well. She is so vain. ]

With all his secrecy, if I get anything less than a grand dramatic evolution at the most unexpected moment I'll be disappointed.

[It's the first Crimsone's laughed in weeks. She's allowed some vanity.]

That sounds like something you absolutely have to tell me about later.

[ She slants a curious look at the two pokemon. ] It's times like these I really wish I knew what they were saying...

[ Pia is just hilarious, admit it. ]

Are you sure about that? They might be talking about us behind our backs.

[...Alright, fine. Maybe.]

I'm sure! They'll just have to get sneakier about the gossip.

[ <3 She knew you'd see the list someday, Crimsone. ]

I'm not sure I want any of mine getting sneakier, at this point.

[It's not like she gives him much choice...]

Did you raise ninja pokemon, Ash?

[ Of course not. She's just THAT amazing.

And vain. ]

I most certainly did not. They were all born that way.

[What self-respecting pirate would raise ninjas?

And modest, obviously.]

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Maybe it has to do with being born with the power to bend nature at a whim?

[ SO MODEST, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW, CRIMSONE.

preen. ]

You'd think that would encourage them to act proudly and openly, instead.

[...He'll refrain from commenting.]

...Well, true. I suppose they're just like people - a handful of very different personalities, all of them.

[ You know you want to admire her. ]

It's the only explanation for the way some of them turned out, really.

[Sure, sure, if she says so.]

Mine, too. I think it's fun to see happen, though.

[ Good Crimsone. Now play tag with her or something! ]

Until they turn out to be unpleasant to the rest of the team, at least.

[Fine, fine. Pouncing time!]

...Well, yes, that's a bad thing! So far I haven't had any problems I haven't been able to fix, but...

[ DODGING TIME. ]

How lucky for you. Got any secret tips to share?

[Curse his inferior base speed!]

Be firm and know how to deal with monsters?

[ ARADIA...

Pia laughs. HOHOHOHO. ...She's...Pia.

And her gloating is giving him an opening... ]

I try to be as firm as I can, but my lack of previous experience with monsters is probably a disadvantage.

[Excellent! And now, for the good old pounce and nibble combo!]

I've had a lot of experience. At least, I come from a world where they're common...

[ pffffft hahaha no no no she's ticklish! ]

Common and friendly, or common and nasty?

[Perfect! Muwahahaha!]

Oh, the second, usually.

[ NO, SHE CAN TURN THIS AROUND, SHE CAN -

pffffffft argh argh argh ]

...That sounds like a very alarming quality for a world to have.

[Muwahahahahahahahahahaha-

His demonic laughter totally isn't making him drop his guard, nope!]

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