Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captainash) wrote2013-05-13 07:17 pm
captainash) wrote2013-05-13 07:17 pm
13th treasure [audio/action]
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-nd whoa, that was a bit too bumpy. Slow down.
[Bumpy enough for a Gear to be accidentally turned on, at the very least.]
No, no, keep going forward. Let them stare if they want. If you like, you like it, and you shouldn't let them poison it for you. Besides, I'd bet most of them are actually jea- Hey, careful with those st-
[And also bumpy enough for the Gear to be turned back off before someone mentions what's happening out there. What a shame.
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People in Olivine, however, get to find out exactly what's going on! ...And what's going on would be Captain Ash, proudly riding an uncertain Bouffalant with a bright green afro around the city. Those who take a closer look might even see dozens of flowers, each of them lovingly painted on the Bouffalant's horns with nail polish.
If one of Ash's girls wants to look pretty, he'll damn well make her look pretty.]
-nd whoa, that was a bit too bumpy. Slow down.
[Bumpy enough for a Gear to be accidentally turned on, at the very least.]
No, no, keep going forward. Let them stare if they want. If you like, you like it, and you shouldn't let them poison it for you. Besides, I'd bet most of them are actually jea- Hey, careful with those st-
[And also bumpy enough for the Gear to be turned back off before someone mentions what's happening out there. What a shame.
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People in Olivine, however, get to find out exactly what's going on! ...And what's going on would be Captain Ash, proudly riding an uncertain Bouffalant with a bright green afro around the city. Those who take a closer look might even see dozens of flowers, each of them lovingly painted on the Bouffalant's horns with nail polish.
If one of Ash's girls wants to look pretty, he'll damn well make her look pretty.]
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[Curse his inferior base speed!]
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[ ARADIA...
Pia laughs. HOHOHOHO. ...She's...Pia.
And her gloating is giving him an opening... ]
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[Excellent! And now, for the good old pounce and nibble combo!]
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[ pffffft hahaha no no no she's ticklish! ]
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[Perfect! Muwahahaha!]
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[ NO, SHE CAN TURN THIS AROUND, SHE CAN -
pffffffft argh argh argh ]
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[Muwahahahahahahahahahaha-
His demonic laughter totally isn't making him drop his guard, nope!]
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[ A-HAH. Time for Pia to turn the tables, darting into tag him with the tip of her tail in that moment of inattention. ]
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[Ackkk, no, not the tail!]
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[ She nods at the pokemon, as Pia triumphantly darts away again, having given over the title of It. ]
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[If the tail has tagged him, then he must tag the tail! Ha!]
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[ WHOOPS. Tagging the tail makes Pia trip. SAND, ON HER BEAUTIFUL FACE? ]
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[Ack, no, no that! Sorry, he didn't mean to...! ;_;]
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[ HER BEAUTY, MARRED FOR A SECOND...luckily she's a water type and can just dip into the ocean to wash it off, but huffily. ]
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[No, don't be upset, he's sorryyyyyy!!!!]
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[ She SUPPOSES someone as beautiful as herself can magnanimously forgive him... ]
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[Pretty please, with a cherry on top?]
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[ OKAY. You've won her over, but only because she likes you. ]
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[Pia you're the best!!!]
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[ SHE KNOWS. ]
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[...Why are you always so- Oh, wait, the humans are saying things that might or might not be important right now.]
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[ OH, THE HUMANS...Pia glances over at them, sighing. THE HUMANS ARE SO DRAMATIC, MAN.
no that's just you pia. ]
It's about time to head home - but we're going to meet up again tomorrow, we think.
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You guys were busy enjoying yourselves, but I bet you're getting a little hungry, right?
[Two nods. Okay, maybe a little.]
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[ Well she is a bit tired... ]
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[...He does have a point...]
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