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[captainash]

Quick poll. Which do you consider cuter on a beautiful young maiden:

- hearts, or flowers?
- stars, or moons?
- rhinestones, or beads?
- ribbons, or hairclips?

Also, does anyone know if glitter glue is dangerous? She really wants to wear it, but she keeps trying to lick it.

Comments

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[captainash]

NOT ANGRY CATS
I mean, the ribbon is not for my angry cat, but for the record there is one thing out there that is not improved by glitter.

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[callbacks]

well personally id think the situation would still be IMPROVED
just you know
not enough

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[captainash]

It looks improved and sparklier, and then the glitter gets into the claw wounds and everything goes to hell.
It'd be a step up from salt, though. Probably.

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[callbacks]

oh yeah i didnt consider the gritty infection angle
hell youd really need to clean those out thoroughly
glitter gangrene
shit doesnt bear thinking about

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[captainash]

It'd give many doctors and nurses plenty of interesting stories to tell at home.
Glitter gangrene: the new terrifying affliction parents warn their children about.
Comes in blue, green, silver and red variations, depending on the distributor and available supply.

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[callbacks]

what about rainbow glitter though
is it curable
doc will i ever be able to play the piano again

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[captainash]

Not a chance. Might as well let the angry cat finish the job, your death will be swifter and probably less painful.
Also bloodier, but is blood really that much more difficult to get out of a carpet than glitter?

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[callbacks]

true science fact:
bloods a LOT easier to get out of carpet than glitter
you just need some hydrogen peroxide
or dilute some ammonia if you can stand the smell
nothing works on glitter though that shits perpetual

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[captainash]

Really?
It's been too long since I last lived somewhere with carpets, I've forgotten all the tricks.
And when it gets on a mobile suit's seat, we usually just change the whole seat. Same thing with glitter.


Don't ask me how glitter managed to get in a mobile suit's cockpit, my crew refuses to tell me how it happened to this day.

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[callbacks]

whats a mobile suit

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[captainash]

Giant combat robot. Very expensive. Filled with delicate computers and sensors. Very much not the place for glitter of any kind.

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[callbacks]

oh
snap
youre a giant robot pilot??

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[captainash]

That's a large part of my job, yes. Technically as the captain I shouldn't go out personally in the middle of fights, but what sane person would give piloting a robot up?

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[callbacks]

fucking NOBODY
is it awesome
how big is it

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[captainash]

It's 18.6 metres tall, and it's VERY awesome. I've been working with variations of the same machine since I was eighteen, and by now it's so customized and adapted to me that I could pilot it in my sleep with four broken limbs.

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[callbacks]

damnnnnnn
do you have a picture
shit i wish i could see it in person
my life just got two hundred fucking percent more anime

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[captainash]

I can take a picture of the figurine version this world generously gave me, if that counts. Feast your eyes.

[Enclosed is an image of this beauty.]

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[callbacks]

oh snap
that is the dopest shit!
thats a baller color scheme oh man so hardcore

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[captainash]

Thanks. I was particularly fond of the white we used previously, but this look has grown on me, too.

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[callbacks]

i like the red
cant go wrong with red

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[captainash]

Too much red would be asking to be mistaken for that one guy on the other side, though. So I can only use it in moderation.

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[callbacks]

well it wouldnt be a problem if you trashed his robot now would it
take him out of the picture and the color wars won

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[captainash]

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That guy's not one to be easily trashed, though. Besides, that'd leave his side with just the really ugly colors. I'm not that cruel.

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[callbacks]

thats true
like orange
nobody likes orange
are there orange robots

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[captainash]

Not that I can recall, but they have a gift for finding the dullest greens and blues in existence.
And then there's that pale pink montrosity with the flowers funnels. I think they just shoved their strongest female pilot in there because no one else wanted to get anywhere near the thing.