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[captainash]

Quick poll. Which do you consider cuter on a beautiful young maiden:

- hearts, or flowers?
- stars, or moons?
- rhinestones, or beads?
- ribbons, or hairclips?

Also, does anyone know if glitter glue is dangerous? She really wants to wear it, but she keeps trying to lick it.

Comments

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[callbacks]

oh i dont think anyone lived there
and if they did they were turtles and had some built in protection

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[captainash]

...I'm sure those poor turtles did nothing to deserve this.

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[callbacks]

probably not
most planetary consorts were too dumb to do much of anything really

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[captainash]

And what, exactly, is a planetary consort?

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[callbacks]

consorts are kind of like pokemon i guess in that theyre everywhere
but each planet only has one kind
and they dont really do anything
and they talk
but nothing theyve got to say has any meaning or even a semblance of intelligence so its not really worth listening to them
roses were turtles mine were crocodiles and so on

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[captainash]

Why would anyone want a planet full of nothing but turtles or crocodiles?
What can you even do with that many turtles or crocodiles, anyway?

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[callbacks]

not much tbh
swindle them out of their lifes savings maybe but beyond that i dont have a clue

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[captainash]

Harsh. Maybe they wanted to use those life savings to bring their grandkids to an amusement park. Maybe they wanted to buy a seaside cottage somewhere warm and sunny.

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[callbacks]

yeah my planet was made out of lava so we didnt really have any of that