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42nd treasure [text]

Quick poll. Which do you consider cuter on a beautiful young maiden:

- hearts, or flowers?
- stars, or moons?
- rhinestones, or beads?
- ribbons, or hairclips?

Also, does anyone know if glitter glue is dangerous? She really wants to wear it, but she keeps trying to lick it.

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That's a large part of my job, yes. Technically as the captain I shouldn't go out personally in the middle of fights, but what sane person would give piloting a robot up?

fucking NOBODY
is it awesome
how big is it

It's 18.6 metres tall, and it's VERY awesome. I've been working with variations of the same machine since I was eighteen, and by now it's so customized and adapted to me that I could pilot it in my sleep with four broken limbs.

damnnnnnn
do you have a picture
shit i wish i could see it in person
my life just got two hundred fucking percent more anime

I can take a picture of the figurine version this world generously gave me, if that counts. Feast your eyes.

[Enclosed is an image of this beauty.]

oh snap
that is the dopest shit!
thats a baller color scheme oh man so hardcore

Thanks. I was particularly fond of the white we used previously, but this look has grown on me, too.

i like the red
cant go wrong with red

Too much red would be asking to be mistaken for that one guy on the other side, though. So I can only use it in moderation.

well it wouldnt be a problem if you trashed his robot now would it
take him out of the picture and the color wars won

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That guy's not one to be easily trashed, though. Besides, that'd leave his side with just the really ugly colors. I'm not that cruel.

thats true
like orange
nobody likes orange
are there orange robots

Not that I can recall, but they have a gift for finding the dullest greens and blues in existence.
And then there's that pale pink montrosity with the flowers funnels. I think they just shoved their strongest female pilot in there because no one else wanted to get anywhere near the thing.

flower funnels

Detachable bits controlled by psychic powers that can use beam attacks.
Shaped like flowers.

not that i got anything against flowers
my sisters named after a flower
but is that necessary??

Probably not?
Their other suits with funnels or bits didn't involve flowers in any shape or form. Or cutesy little wands.
Maybe they're selling toy versions of their machines back in their colonies, and that was their attempt to reach the preteen girl market?

have they ever MET a preteen girl

They haven't met the ones that fight over the last Adele or Clanche figure in toy stores, that's for sure. Those fight just as dirty as the boys.

dirtier
girls are basically terrifying and anyone who doesnt think so is in for a world of pain

I was going to say that most of the ones I personally knew weren't that terrifying.
But then I remembered that they all ended up joining the army at some point, so.

my sister contracted advanced woebegothitis and exploded several portions of her planet for no damn reason

WHAT.
Destroyed part of her planet? Really? What happened to writing angsty poetry and distracting yourself from your feelings with loud music and petty rebellion???

dont get me wrong she did that shit too
you should see her beardy wizard prose
its just when you give a teenage girl access to untold occult majykks and a whole cosmic quest to fuck up you cant be surprised when she steps up her game

And no one thought to encourage her to fuck her cosmic quest up in a less destructive manner??? What about the people who lived on those portions???

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