captainash | 39th treasure [audio]

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39th treasure [audio]

Everyone, my team has a question and demands an answer. Think about it carefully.

[The team in question can be heard, yipping and meowing and squawking animatedly. But that all stops the moment Ash takes a deep breath and speaks again.]

...Which are better: dogs, cats, or birds?

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Considering that's how I ended up with so many birds and rodents, that way of theirs is somewhat self-defeating, as far as this poll goes.

Ha! So what is the poll for?

Inspiration, curiosity, and a healthy dose of sibling rivalry. My team insisted.

Is rivalry going to encourage more damaged plants?

No, but it might lead to creatively destroyed favorite toys. Or a food fight.

Don't get stained.

It's okay, I wear black. I'm more worried about potato clumps than juice stains.

Waste of food?

That'd just break my poor mother's heart. But no, it's that whitish spots on my coat would ruin the image. Image is important.

Oh, you were going for an image?

Of course. If I ruin my image and reputation and my crew shows up, they'll be disappointed in me. I can't have that.

Want me to put in a good word for you?

It'd have to be a bad word, technically, but it would be very kind of you.

Does that mean I need to play distressed damsel?

Unless you're hiding military supplies, that shouldn't be necessary. Distressing damsels is never one of our goals.

Fortunately, I'm as civilian as they come. I'll have to make up something else.

Include mobile suits and explosions, for veracity. As a bonus, they always improve stories.

I know a lot about explosions, so there I'm set. Not so much mobile suits.

Neither do most people around here, so you should be fine. They can just assume I was unable to grab one worthy of my abilities.

'Worthy of your abilities', huh? At least that makes things easier. Maybe your Pokemon will make a good impression to make up for the lack of an impressive mobile suit.

'Maybe'? Of course they will, and easily at that. They all train hard to stay in shape, after all.

Good to hear. Best wishes for if they show up.

Thank you. Want me to return the favor if anyone from your world shows up?

...Well. If you don't mind, could you keep an eye out for my boyfriend?

Sure! Any particularly distinctive cues I should look out for? Any tales of bravery I should volunteer?

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