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39th treasure [audio]

Everyone, my team has a question and demands an answer. Think about it carefully.

[The team in question can be heard, yipping and meowing and squawking animatedly. But that all stops the moment Ash takes a deep breath and speaks again.]

...Which are better: dogs, cats, or birds?

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Graveler-sized, at the very least. Not actual Gravelers, though; that would be illegal and immoral, at the very least.

Yeah, I don't think it'll work. I'd take the Pokemon battler with an actual Graveler over breaking my hand.

And that would be why local fighting clubs are probably Pokémon-only. Most humans aren't quite dedicated enough.

I don't think dedication helps me break a boulder.

Well, it's either that or our fingers, and mine are slightly too fragile to be up to the task.

Can you think of anyone whose fingers aren't?

Chuck.
Maybe.
He seems the type to be able to do it, anyway.

I guess it's just the law keeping him from participating in Pokemon matches personally.

That, or his opponents being too horrified to fight back with all their strength. I know I wouldn't be able to just set a man on fire.

If he can punch a boulder, do you think he's developed a technique for fighting off fire?

Besides stop, drop, and roll.

Maybe he punches to quickly that his fists create gusts of wind that blow away most flames?

Or maybe he just screams in pain and runs for the closest waterfall.

He has a water-fighting type, right? That's a quick way to take care of things while staying true to your motif.

Dual-types truly do come with unexpected advantages. Beyond spicing up battles and destroying overly confident trainers, that is.

Something you have a lot of experience in?

I specialize in Normal-types. You'd be surprised by the number of people who forget that Bibarel can drown their burning chicken easily.

That's right, Normal types have a wide range when it comes to learning moves like that, huh?

Yes, along with a surprising number of dual-types. My Deerling sure was a surprise, at first.

And she's working out well with you, I take it?

She's a beloved and respected member of the team, a partner any trainer would be proud to raise.

That's good to hear. Pokemon deserve to be happy and loved too, especially with everything we ask of them.

Of course they do. Even the ones that wake us up in the middle of the night, the ones that finish up the milk and leave it on the kitchen counter, and the ones that would eat us if given half a chance.

I hope you don't have to deal a lot with that last one.

No more than twice a month. PCs are great for that.

Think you'll ever train them out of the habit?

Not a chance in hell, but I'm used to it by now.

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