captainash | 39th treasure [audio]

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39th treasure [audio]

Everyone, my team has a question and demands an answer. Think about it carefully.

[The team in question can be heard, yipping and meowing and squawking animatedly. But that all stops the moment Ash takes a deep breath and speaks again.]

...Which are better: dogs, cats, or birds?

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Oh, you were going for an image?

Of course. If I ruin my image and reputation and my crew shows up, they'll be disappointed in me. I can't have that.

Want me to put in a good word for you?

It'd have to be a bad word, technically, but it would be very kind of you.

Does that mean I need to play distressed damsel?

Unless you're hiding military supplies, that shouldn't be necessary. Distressing damsels is never one of our goals.

Fortunately, I'm as civilian as they come. I'll have to make up something else.

Include mobile suits and explosions, for veracity. As a bonus, they always improve stories.

I know a lot about explosions, so there I'm set. Not so much mobile suits.

Neither do most people around here, so you should be fine. They can just assume I was unable to grab one worthy of my abilities.

'Worthy of your abilities', huh? At least that makes things easier. Maybe your Pokemon will make a good impression to make up for the lack of an impressive mobile suit.

'Maybe'? Of course they will, and easily at that. They all train hard to stay in shape, after all.

Good to hear. Best wishes for if they show up.

Thank you. Want me to return the favor if anyone from your world shows up?

...Well. If you don't mind, could you keep an eye out for my boyfriend?

Sure! Any particularly distinctive cues I should look out for? Any tales of bravery I should volunteer?

Short dark hair, dusky skin. He might have a black jacket with an upside down golden triangle on the back. A boxer type.

As for tales of bravery... I think he'd be happy just to hear I'm alright.

Actually, tell him I punched Royce Bracket. He might find that funny.

A dusky boxer type with a distinctive jacket, who'd enjoy the thought of his girlfriend punching another man. Shouldn't be too difficult to recognize.

It's a guy who deserves it. Just in case you were starting to make things up in your head about my sparkling clean reputation.

If anything, I'd say being willing to punch someone who deserves it would only enhance that reputation. It's good that you've found a boyfriend who can appreciate that.

He was with me before I started picking fights. Considering his career, he was probably delighted behind all his concern when I picked it up.

Without a doubt. Having interests in common is a boon in every sort of relationship, and that particular interest can be indulged in as a pair. It's perfect.

A shame there isn't a boxing league or something here. It'd be easier to do that sort of thing together if there was a place where the Jennys wouldn't get concerned.

Actually, I'd bet there is one of those out there. ...But only for Fighting-type Pokémon, of course. Never for humans.

The unfairness of it all.

I bet it's in Cianwood, if it's anywhere at all.

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