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31st treasure [text]

Hey, could anyone please send an escape rope over to the Mahogany Gym?
Or a chair, that would work too.
I'd even take a gloating rescue at this point. Please?

Seriously, my legs hurt, my Pokémon are too busy laughing to be helpful, and I don't think the Gym people would like it if I tried to melt their floor.

At least my coworkers aren't here to see this. This world truly is merciful after all.

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I've heard that Goldenrod has a department store, perhaps you might be able to order some?

It's a little too late for that now, but I'll think about it before I cross the Ice Cave.

Let me guess, it's completely iced over.

You guessed correctly! What a surprise!

What a charming natural feature. I can't wait to encounter it.

At least it probably doesn't have any local trainers, standing there and judging you when you fall.

Ah yes, how could I forget about the locals?

Their lack of pity is absolutely scathing.

Maybe they're like that because they're sick of us, at this point.

...I know I'd get sick of us sooner or later.

Given that I've heard that some of us have been here for four years, I can see how they'd be getting a little weary by now.

That makes us sound like unexpected guests that have overstayed their welcome. Which, to be fair, is exactly what we are.

Edited 2014-08-30 03:55 (UTC)

You have a distinct point.

Then again, it's not as if most of us particularly wanted to overstay it.

But, lacking a reliable mechanism to return home...

We end up stuck in a forced vacation, no matter how many people it upsets.

At least this world isn't boring.

It's the complete opposite of boring. Hell, after a few months you'll be wishing for a perfectly boring week.

I'm sure I will.

{Cue the raining cats and dogs...}

And if you're lucky, you might even get half of one, someday.

[HAHAHA nope.]

I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Good luck.

Thanks. So will I.

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