31st treasure [text]

[captainash]

Hey, could anyone please send an escape rope over to the Mahogany Gym?
Or a chair, that would work too.
I'd even take a gloating rescue at this point. Please?

Seriously, my legs hurt, my Pokémon are too busy laughing to be helpful, and I don't think the Gym people would like it if I tried to melt their floor.



At least my coworkers aren't here to see this. This world truly is merciful after all.

Comments

[teammother]

Twenty minutes? Oh, is someone on their way to help?

[captainash]

Technically that doesn't even matter, because I could crawl my way back out of here.
But it would kinda be very cold and dangerous and, you know, twenty minutes instead of thirty seconds of walkng.

[teammother]

Ahaha, yeah... please don't break anything, if you can!

[captainash]

I'm trying. I'm trying so very hard, you have no idea. My own Pokémon laughing at me don't make that easy, though.

[teammother]

I bet it doesn't! They're not lending you a hand at all?

[captainash]

Why would they? Defeating a team thirty levels lower has obviously left them terribly tired, much too tired for help. Besides, that would ruin the floorshow.

[teammother]

Ah, I see...
They're kinda like kids in a way, huh.

[captainash]

Bratty kids, even. If they hadn't won me the badge, I'd be grounding them for the rest of the month.