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Hey, could anyone please send an escape rope over to the Mahogany Gym?
Or a chair, that would work too.
I'd even take a gloating rescue at this point. Please?

Seriously, my legs hurt, my Pokémon are too busy laughing to be helpful, and I don't think the Gym people would like it if I tried to melt their floor.

At least my coworkers aren't here to see this. This world truly is merciful after all.

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Probably. She sounds slippery.

Or why don't you hold on to her tail and have her drag you along the ice? She's got claws, and you'll slide anyway.

Huh, that could work if she's willing to cooperate. Give me a second to grab her.

Little brat knows Defense Curl, almost forgot that. I can't even grab her ears. If she hadn't won me that badge, she'd be grouded for a week right now.

Gonna have to stand up and walk, then. Remember: center of gravity!

Center of gravity! Smaller steps! No running after the ferret, no matter how tempting it is!

GO FIGHT WIN

OR JUST DON'T DIE THAT WORKS TOO

NO DYING IS A GOOD START, YES

This is weird, you'd think rocks made of ice would be really slippery, but I managed to grab one along the way and I can use them to stabilize myself a little.

So are you stopping to text every so often or what?

Whenever my old bones need some rest.

...Or whenever I have to tell those Gym trainers to stop gawking, pick one of the two. Shouldn't they be used to people making fools of themselves on the floor by now?

Just ignore them. They're jerkfaces.

Jerkfaces that can't even win against rodents. Maybe I should bring that up loudly, once I've crossed this last patch of ice.

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