29th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

So.

[Ash stays silent for a few moments after that, almost as if that word is the only one he intended to send. That doesn't last very long.]

Am I getting my weeks wrong, or was there a rather suspicious lack of confused calls coming from New Bark Town over the last few days?

[He normally would not have registered that at all, yet this time he's been thinking about it enough to make his head pound.]

...Never mind. It's probably nothing.

Comments

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[imthe_shit]

I feel like a turtle would understand better than most. It gets flipped on its back, that's the end of the world right there.

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[captainash]

...You know, I get the feeling the local turtles could just propel themselves back up with water or fire if they needed to.

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[imthe_shit]

... You're probably right about that...

Hn, maybe they don't know hardship then.

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[captainash]

They do know the feeling of being hunted by weirdos with plastic balls, though.