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25th treasure [voice]

Just so we're all on the same page.

[And just so he doesn't have to hit anyone, if the anger in his voice is any indication.]

If you tell a Vanilluxe that ice cream would be the best dessert for her birthday? You deserve to be frozen to the sidewalk. If you loudly declare the virtues of roasted duck prepared with spring onion around a Farfetch'd? You deserve to have that spring onion shoved up your nose. If you make jokes about using fertilized eggs to make an omelet in front of a Blissey? You deserve to spend the next three hours washing yolk out of your hair.

[Geez, it sure doesn't sound like he had to deal with all three situations over the last week.]

And if you do all of that in front of their trainer? You deserve to get forcibly thrown out of the restaurant. No complaining.

[Or else he'll have to do some hitting, and then no one will be pleased.]

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I'd like to think that even the most well-disciplined Pokémon would be wary of a trainer that doesn't care about her physical or emotional health. People who'd obey any order even if they know it would kill them and no one would care are terrifying.

As if I'd let them die! Pokémon loyally stupid enough to listen to any command will be well taken care of by me. Idiots like that, human or Pokémon, are rare to come by!

[...Half of her Pokémon are raised from eggs, anyway. They don't know better. She made sure.] Some semblance of self-identity should be present, but if there's none, then I have no qualms against it! Those who aren't stupid should know their place anyway.

...Well, at least they have enough worth to you to keep them alive. Better hope every Pokémon you'll catch will think that suffices, or you might get a nasty surprise when one of them evolves.

[A bit of a laugh.] Catching and taming Wild Pokémon is too much trouble.

Obviously, if I want to live a certain way, I'll make sure I can live it comfortably. In any case, have fun with whoever you're kicking in the face and whoever you are yourself! Just make sure they don't hit you back, teehee.

...Or, if they do, tell me so I'll watch next time.

It's the only way to find certain species, though. And just tell you so you can enjoy the show? Forget it. If I end up getting into a fistfight with a rude customer, you'll have to pay a viewing fee like everyone else.

Well, I can always pretend I care! Most Pokémon seem pretty dumb. [Darn, no free fight.]

Whatever. Pokémon fights are brutal enough.

Brutal, and yet somehow completely free of permanent damage. I do hope that doesn't ruin your enjoyment.

No injuries are really permanent here, unfortunately. Or maybe people just haven't found out how to bypass the systems! If that happens, Pokémon battles are gonna be a lot shorter.

[And she adds a little 'teehee' at the end.]

...Unless you've been here for over a year or so, you do realize that probably won't be in your favor?

[ok dats tru]

True, true... but this whole place is so kiddy and inconsequential! It's just so weird.

I can't argue that. I mean, it has its creepy parts, but most of the time it seems tailor-made for ten-year-olds.

Apparently, the whole world is based off a game... it's a stupid game, though.

Shouldn't it be priority to teach children about the consequences of their actions? Especially cockfighting! Good fighters don't come cheap in real life!

You sure sound like you know a lot about that. Have I been talking to a world famous cockfighter disguised as a little girl this whole time without knowing it?

No, cockfighting is just a pastime where I was from- real cockfighting, mind you! No 'dulled claws' nonsense. Sometimes, things get out of hand... buuut what can you do, you know? The display definitely doesn't fail to please!

...I find the fact that kids are allowed to participate in or at least watch genuine cockfighting in your world more than a little alarming. Is that even legal?

It's obviously legal! I live in Japan. It's just something that happens now and then, not a big event.

I guess there was a lot more variation in social standards, before countries were united under the Federation. No colony would allow that in my world.

[...Ew what is he, one of those colonizer folks from the 19th century? Ew ew ew.]

'The Federation'? That sounds like a pretty terrible place to live in. [As much as she hates Western culture herself, variety is what makes traveling worth it.]

Hey, if you don't mind political corruption, government cover-ups and regular enemy bombardments, it's absolutely lovely. It's only missing purple rats trying to bite each other to death and dogs that can set you on fire.

Sounds a lot like my world, actually. So everywhere with humans really is just the same.

Of course they are. Were you really expecting there would be a world out there where human nature is different?

Not me, but other people seem to really like thinking that way. If this world wasn't arranged like a kid's game? People would be in constant war, and blood would be everywhere!

People are acting nice now because it benefits them, and they're too weak to tell the truth. The moment that isn't the case anymore, imagine how many idealistic fools will be shocked speechless when their so-called friends turn the tables on them! Everyone who thinks humans are trustworthy are either idiots, or manipulators themselves, and I'm not taking any chances.

...Just because a large number of people are selfish doesn't mean everyone is. Or that even the selfish can't have people they truly appreciate. Individuals are usually more pleasant and trustworthy than groups, anyway.

Not everyone. But so naively trusting people as easily as most here do?

I've only met two people I could really trust in my 16 years of life.

Only two people in sixteen years? No wonder you find it ridiculous. That's way lower than average.