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[captainash]

The only guests to my anniversary party were a big bunch of Krabbys, and they were only there for the food. I guess even after a whole year here, you can still reach new lows. That's actually kinda reassuring, in a very twisted way.



Ketchup isn't bad for crabs, right? Some of them are starting to look a little pale.

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[captainash]

Sorry, but it almost happened a few months ago and you missed it. Too bad for you.

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[premiumheaven]

Well, we'll just have to recreate it! I missed a lot while I was gone, it's not fair.

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[captainash]

You missed a lot of pleasant times, but that's the price to pay for also missing Rocket attacks and the world almost ending.

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[premiumheaven]

Oh, right. I heard about the world almost ending. Well, I can't really say I missed out on that. Different place, same thing. I was actually on my way to stop the world from ending when I wound up here again.

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[captainash]

...Was it a literal or a metaphorical end of the world, in your case? People talnk about both types around here.

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[premiumheaven]

Very literal. There was a giant meteor and a madman and everything.

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[captainash]

The madman part is familiar, but the meteor is new. Do you have to blow it up or something?