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Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) ([personal profile] captainash) wrote2013-10-08 05:08 pm
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20th treasure [text]

The only guests to my anniversary party were a big bunch of Krabbys, and they were only there for the food. I guess even after a whole year here, you can still reach new lows. That's actually kinda reassuring, in a very twisted way.



Ketchup isn't bad for crabs, right? Some of them are starting to look a little pale.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-10-28 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
good.
i mean it aint like i did it on purpose or anything.
so yeah.
but if it makes you feel better i can always just.
send you a cake without a living thing inside.
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[personal profile] captainash 2013-10-28 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That would probably be for the best. Considering the speed of Pidgey mail, there might not be a cake left by the time it gets here.
plushaeusrumpified: (My pride still stings)

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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-10-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
damn youre right.
ah well.
maybe one day.
but anyway i guess now that ive creeped you out and shit you probably wanna have some time alone to evaluate your life and choices.
so consider this your opportunity to stop talking to me without hurting my feelings.
take it or leave it bro.
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[personal profile] captainash 2013-10-30 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
You know what, I think I'll take it.
If only because one of the crabs is kinda shaking right now.
Studying crab seizures has always been a dream of mine.
plushaeusrumpified: (Where's Murdoc?)

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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-10-30 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
you lead such an exciting life my friend.
good luck with your crabs.

[He clicks the gear off then, snickering at his double entendre.]
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