20th treasure [text]

[captainash]

The only guests to my anniversary party were a big bunch of Krabbys, and they were only there for the food. I guess even after a whole year here, you can still reach new lows. That's actually kinda reassuring, in a very twisted way.



Ketchup isn't bad for crabs, right? Some of them are starting to look a little pale.

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[captainash]

It goes well with them by covering up their low quality, mostly.

[Which can be a very useful trait in a condiment.]

It's made from tomatoes, but there's also vinegar, sugar and different spices in it so the taste is different. Some people put both tomatoes and ketchup in their sandwiches at the same time.

[chainred]

Why do they make awful sandwiches in the first place that they need to cover up the taste with?

[ A pretty good question. ]

[captainash]

[A pretty good question indeed.]

Well, low quality food is both cheaper and easier to find than the healthy, really tasty stuff. Besides, cheap food is an acquired taste.

[chainred]

Food is food. Unless it's rotten, then it just needs the right cook.

[ Sandwiches however: ] But bread and meat needs no fire to cover up the taste.

[captainash]

...You're the type that'll try any kind of few, aren't you.

[Because even the best cook in the world could never save certain meals in his eyes.]

The meat used in sandwiches is often processed, with salt and other things added. Not everyone likes that.

[chainred]

No, but I would not waste food. [ Too many nights spent starving. ]

Processed? What do you mean?

...That was food, not few.

[captainash]

That's excellent consumer ethics. Processed meat is usually made from the parts of the animals that people don't like to eat, with other products added to change the taste. It's not always good for you.

I kind of figured HAHA :D

[chainred]

Which parts of the animals do people not enjoy eating?

[ She's never really thought about that before. ] The penis?

[ Yup, she just boldly asked that and doesn't even flinch at it. What a trooper. ]

[captainash]

[Atta girl, calling things as they are.]

Sometimes, though I think it's a delicacy in some regions. But there are some organs that don't make good pieces of meat as they are, the eyes, the brains...