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On a scale from 1 to 10, how embarrassing would you consider being killed by a Chansey that is happily hitting thrown rocks back at you with a tree branch and has already knocked three of your Pokémon out with some skillful aiming at their faces?
This is a purely hypothetical question, by the way.

Also, for a completely unrelated query, does anyone know if the Goldenrod Granbulls take Pokémon in their team? Because I might have just found their future star batter.

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Technically she's not mine and I haven't died yet.
But that "yet" becomes more important with every second. The question is whether capture or death will happen first.

Oh man that sounds like fun! If you catch her, are you going to keep her and raise her? You could form your own baseball team, forget the Granbulls!

Of course I'm going to keep her. She's an awesome Normal-type that can hit rocks backwards.
The problem would be finding a whole team's worth of Pokémon that match her talent.

Maybe she can train them! Who knows, she might be a very good teacher!

She could be, yeah. It's a little hard to tell just from the way she's kicking our asses, though.

Have you tried just chucking Pokeballs and hoping for the best? You might just get lucky! Or maybe put some distance between yourself and her and have a flying Pokemon drop Pokeballs on her head to try and catch her! Yeah, that might work!

[Ryuunosuke, you're stupid.]

I do have one bird with me, but she was knocked out by the rocks.
Heck, technically I wasn't even allowed to take her out in the first place, so the Safari owners probably won't be happy with me.
But I guess getting a pokéball to the face would hurt less than a rock.

Oh, you're in the Safari Zone! How is it? I've been meaning to visit!

Right, right, let's see here... You could try "running away" and then sneak up on it when it lets its guard down!

It's very nice! We can only choose to visit a few of the available sections at a time, but there's plenty of interesting species in all of them. You can find pretty much every type here.

With a little luck, she'll drop her guard before the place closes up for the night. Do you think the Pokémon have figured the business hours out?

That sounds so cool! I'll have to come visit at some point!

That's a good question! I doubt they're that smart!

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Actually, I take that back. Given how smart mine are, they're probably exactly that smart. Maybe you should try staying in past closing hours! I'm sure she'd let her guard down then, and what's the worst the owners could do to you anyway? Report you to the cops? Please! The cops don't do anything here!

They could take back the two Pokémon I've already caught.
Maybe.
Besides, you relax and start thinking the local law enforcement is not very effective, and that's when they decide to spend their yearly budget on you. Every single time.

Has that happened to you before? That sounds horrible!

Not to me, but I've seen it happen to all sorts of people, from corrupted politicians to enemy spies.

[Never to Bisidian, though. His crew is better than that.]

Are you talking about back in your world? I don't think we need to worry about that here! The police don't really do much, after all!

[HE WOULD KNOW guess how many attacks he's been involved in~]

I am, but don't let the locals fool you. That's how that particular trick works.

I guess that's true! The last thing you want is for them to spring something new on you!

They patiently await the best time to react, and by the time you realize that it's too late. Three weeks of jail time, all because you stayed here too late to try and catch a Chansey.

Completely lame. I guess you'll have to take your chances with the Pokeballs then! Good luck!

Thanks. I'll try not to get myself killed along the way.

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