18th treasure [text]

[captainash]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how embarrassing would you consider being killed by a Chansey that is happily hitting thrown rocks back at you with a tree branch and has already knocked three of your Pokémon out with some skillful aiming at their faces?
This is a purely hypothetical question, by the way.



Also, for a completely unrelated query, does anyone know if the Goldenrod Granbulls take Pokémon in their team? Because I might have just found their future star batter.

Comments

[no_ufo_ending]

It was when everybody's gears were messed up. Envy drew a picture though. Hang on.


Image Attached: deargodwhy.poke

[captainash]

Well, the file name sure is fitting.
Maybe it was some sort of reanimated body with a very broken neck?
Seriously, how would that thing even eat?

[no_ufo_ending]

IDEK

I'm just glad it's gone.

[captainash]

I bet you could have gotten a lot of money from researchers for it.
Byt yeah, that's probably for the best.

[no_ufo_ending]

I wouldn't risk trying to catch that thing. It'd probably give me some virus.

[captainash]

Or teleport you on top of a tree with no food. Those things were insane.

[no_ufo_ending]

Or turn MY face upside down

[captainash]

You killed it just to be sure it wouldn't, right? Right?

[no_ufo_ending]

uuuuuuuuh we ran the hell away

[captainash]

What if some little kid found it after that and decided to keep it?
Haven't heard anything like that on the news, but still.

[no_ufo_ending]

you cant see it but I'm doing a really big shrug

[captainash]

Don't do that.
That's just asking for a kid with an inverted face to start stalking you in the middle of the night.
Haven't you ever watched horror movies before?

[no_ufo_ending]

I've had worse.

[captainash]

On the one hand, I'm curious.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure I'd be happier not knowing.