10th treasure [video]

[captainash]

I need to know where I can get my Glameow declawed.

[No greetings, no smiles today. Just an angry-looking Ash, an angry-looking Glameow tied up and gagged with spider silk, and the wailing of a few Pokémon somewhere beyond the camera's view.]

Don't get started on how barbaric a practice it is or how she'll be unable to use some of her attacks. The rest of my team need their eyes more than she needs any of that.

[The cat hisses angrily at that, though it comes out a bit muffled, but Ash doesn't bother looking at her before he turns the Gear off.]

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[Video]

[captainash]

[Ash is about to comment the first part of that, or sigh at the third, when the meaning of the second one registers.

He doesn't look angry anymore. Now, he just looks plain furious.]

If you'll excuse me for a moment.

[He promptly grabs the cat and drops her in an empty closet offscreen, if her cackling no more clothes to rip, no more shoes to shred! is any indication.]

[Video]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

[Apollo and Furret both look completely bewildered as they watch Ash leave with the Glameow.]

...What's going on?

[Video]

[captainash]

What's going on-

[He comes back on the screen, still looking furious.]

-is that it doesn't matter if she ends the week with her claws intact, because she'll still stay in the PC until pigs fly. Like hell I'm allowing her to make a matched set out of us.

[Video]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

[Maybe if Ash didn't have his hair over his face so much Apollo would clue in on what's going on. Or not. Either way he isn't quite curious enough to ask, so he'll remain confused for now.]

Maybe if she stays in the PC for a while the next time she comes out she won't be attacking the others?

[Video]

[captainash]

[Over his face is exactly how he likes it. Easily recognizable features are a pain when you're a criminal.]

Maybe if she stays in the PC for a while the others will all be strong enough to crush her if she tries anything.

[Video]

[whateveryoueatliveitspart]

[Not like he isn't distinctive in other ways...]

Maybe. Make sure to take her out sometimes at least. Don't just leave her in the PC forever.

[Video]

[captainash]

[...He cut the ponytail off and brushed most of the spikes out, he's running out of ideas on how to look normal.]

I will. If she can behave herself for more than five minutes in a row.