10th treasure [video]

[captainash]

I need to know where I can get my Glameow declawed.

[No greetings, no smiles today. Just an angry-looking Ash, an angry-looking Glameow tied up and gagged with spider silk, and the wailing of a few Pokémon somewhere beyond the camera's view.]

Don't get started on how barbaric a practice it is or how she'll be unable to use some of her attacks. The rest of my team need their eyes more than she needs any of that.

[The cat hisses angrily at that, though it comes out a bit muffled, but Ash doesn't bother looking at her before he turns the Gear off.]

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[captainash]

Glameow. Normal-type, level four, almost two weeks old and already the nastiest kid on the playground. Has an interest in eyes and clawing them out.

[A beat, interrupted only by the muffled sound of feline hissing.]

What gothy kittyweasel? Some sort of Dark-type?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

She sounds like a gift for your worst enemy. You got any of those?

[Howard's only partway through the Training Guide for dummies, so he doesn't know what that type stuff means yet.]

Rations, my starter. She's a Sneasel, I guess? I think that's what they're called? Looks kind of like a rabbit, a cat and a weasel all got into a really nasty fight with a flamingo and pair of pickaxes.

[captainash]

I don't have any left, sadly. Unless they show up here from the past, but I don't know what are the chances of that.

[All he needs to know is that Normal-types are awesome, really.]

That sounds exactly like what one would find on the roads here. She's much like Hellspawn in personality, then?

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Well, give her to an ex-girlfriend or something.

All she seems to want to do is go through my stuff, hiss at me and chase butterflies. She's totally useless. And this big caterpillar shot a web at her and she ran off and left me on my own.

[captainash]

Don't have one of those either. I'll have to look for more distant unpleasant people.

[That are still alive and that he could recognize.]

That last one's not so surprising. Dark-types are weak against Bug-types.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

This thing's weak to bugs?

[His respect for his starter is hitting a new low.]

[captainash]

So are Psychic-types, for some reason. I have no idea why.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Some of these things are psychic?

[captainash]

Yeah. Not just as their type; they can use telepathy to communicate with us, too.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Oh, great. So now it's not just that people won't shut up, but the animals won't either.

[captainash]

Most are polite about it, at least. Or quiet; AGE-FX did it only once in its two months of existence.

[iselldrugstothecommunity]

Sorry, what's an AGE-FX?

[captainash]

My Beldum. It's a psychic robot; thus, robotic name.