39th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

Everyone, my team has a question and demands an answer. Think about it carefully.

[The team in question can be heard, yipping and meowing and squawking animatedly. But that all stops the moment Ash takes a deep breath and speaks again.]

...Which are better: dogs, cats, or birds?

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[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Thank you, you're bear-y kind.

[For added effect, he throws in a fake sniffle or two.]

But it's just like I said, she's much better now that she got all big. ...Which is kinda weird since she also looks a lot meaner... But we've been totally household-item-related-incident free for awhile now!

So unless you got cash to spare, I really wouldn't get yourself a fighting type. They're called that for a reason.

[Audio]

[captainash]

You know, even with the theoritically unlimited amount of money that Pay Day offers, I think I'll pass. Unless they all grow calmer and wiser following their evolution?

[Somehow, he doubts that.]

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

I have no idea!

[And he sounds far too proud about that...]

[Audio]

[captainash]

[That certainly was informative and helpful.]

...I'll wait until I've caught all the Normal-types I can find before I even consider grabbing a fighter, in that case.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

If you saaaay so, but I'm warning you, it's gonna be a tough job. Like, worse than stock duty tough.

[And that's really tough.]

But chances are if you get all those pokey-pals, you won't have room for a punchy-type anyhow. How do you even feed that many?!

[Audio]

[captainash]

Don't you know? Meowth can learn a move that generates money out of thin air. I just ask Catherine to use it once in a while, and we're set as long as we don't spend too much.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Ooohhhh, right! Of course, a money move.

[It makes about as much sense as everything else.]



...What's a meowth?

[Audio]

[captainash]

[It makes economists weep in confusion, too.]

A species of cat Pokémon. Sweet little creatures, even when they're not filling your pockets.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, that sounds more like a Sensei kinda pokey.

[And whoever else has one too, he supposes.]

See, what they should really do is teach that move to bears.

[Audio]

[captainash]

...Both Catherine and Honey are girls so I can't test it, but maybe it can be bred into a bear...

[NO ASH, DON'T LET YOUR THOUGHTS STRAY THAT WAY.]

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

[STRAY ALL THAT WAY.]

W-We need to get on that, pronto! Then bears can finally claim their rightful place as top dog. ...Er, top bear. You know what I meant!

[Audio]

[captainash]

[DOWN THAT PATH LIES MADNESS.]

You'd need a male Meowth that's reached level 30, then, along with a female bear. If they're compatible, of course.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Ah, that's great! All I got is girl bears!

[Somehow.]

Now all I gotta do is find somebody with this meow and get things going!

[Audio]

[captainash]

...Just make sure they get along, first. Otherwise, it's definitely immoral.

[Oh dear. What has he unleashed?]