39th treasure [audio]

[captainash]

Everyone, my team has a question and demands an answer. Think about it carefully.

[The team in question can be heard, yipping and meowing and squawking animatedly. But that all stops the moment Ash takes a deep breath and speaks again.]

...Which are better: dogs, cats, or birds?

Comments

[Audio]

[captainash]

Don't you know? Meowth can learn a move that generates money out of thin air. I just ask Catherine to use it once in a while, and we're set as long as we don't spend too much.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Ooohhhh, right! Of course, a money move.

[It makes about as much sense as everything else.]



...What's a meowth?

[Audio]

[captainash]

[It makes economists weep in confusion, too.]

A species of cat Pokémon. Sweet little creatures, even when they're not filling your pockets.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Oh, that sounds more like a Sensei kinda pokey.

[And whoever else has one too, he supposes.]

See, what they should really do is teach that move to bears.

[Audio]

[captainash]

...Both Catherine and Honey are girls so I can't test it, but maybe it can be bred into a bear...

[NO ASH, DON'T LET YOUR THOUGHTS STRAY THAT WAY.]

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

[STRAY ALL THAT WAY.]

W-We need to get on that, pronto! Then bears can finally claim their rightful place as top dog. ...Er, top bear. You know what I meant!

[Audio]

[captainash]

[DOWN THAT PATH LIES MADNESS.]

You'd need a male Meowth that's reached level 30, then, along with a female bear. If they're compatible, of course.

[Audio]

[kingofthetvworld]

Ah, that's great! All I got is girl bears!

[Somehow.]

Now all I gotta do is find somebody with this meow and get things going!

[Audio]

[captainash]

...Just make sure they get along, first. Otherwise, it's definitely immoral.

[Oh dear. What has he unleashed?]