8th treasure [anonymous text]

[captainash]

[Thirty-six hours after the lab raid actually takes place, an anonymous text message appears on the network.]

the bastards have airplane technology. they even have an airport in Mistralton. they could at least allow us to use it.

[Followed, two minutes later, by:]

wheres Mistralton anyway?

[And then, ten minutes later:]

all the other regions have different PC systems. wonder if those have +space?

[And after half an hour:]

ATTENTION PARAS OWNERS: If a nervous or unstable looking individual approaches you and offer to buy your Paras’ mushrooms, please refuse and contact the authorities! Be a responsible citizen! Do not enable their addiction!

[The next one pops up within ten minutes:]

a machine that allows ppl to see Pokémon dreams? thats got to be a hoax.

[This one within five:]

Sunnyshores streets made of solar panels. wouldnt drive on those if I were them.

[With a final one three minutes later:]

you can only evolve Karrablast and Shelmet by trading them for each other. weird.

gtg now. might share the rest of it later.

[Or not. Probably not. He will, however, answer most questions people might ask (still anonymously, of course).]

Comments

Also anonymous

[shippingmath]

That is a ridiculous mix of information.

Anons everywhere

[captainash]

found half that stuff at random. whoever designed their filing system should be fired.

[shippingmath]

It means they won't know it's missing, if things are actually taken.

Doesn't keep them from being sadly incompetent, of course.

[captainash]

taking physical evidence when you dont know how good the police are is bad. the incompetence is a nice touch, though. makes working easier.

[anonymous text]

[darkenedgales]

Mistralton's in Unova



wherever that is

[anonymous text]

[captainash]

someone asked me if I came from there once, so it must be pretty foreign by the local standards.

[anonymous text]

[darkenedgales]

yeah there's hardly any info on that one, even in the profs' data

like only a few names of cities and not much more than that

[anonymous text]

[captainash]

was there anything about the limits of their PC system?

[text]

[razputin]

A machine which sees dreams - they have that sort of thing!? Where is it?

[text]

[captainash]

no idea, sorry. that was all the info about it.

[text]

[razputin]

Man... if I knew who had this sort of information, I'd want more of it. That sort of thing would really help me out.

[text that is always anonymous]

[captainash]

the locals are pretty stingy when it comes to info. youd think there was no communication between regions.

[anonymous text]

[eclectical]

if the dream machine thing isnt a hoax, it would be really fascinating to see! :o
also, that... is an oddly specific trade

[anonymous text]

[captainash]

it would be. but why only Pokémon dreams?
yeah, it is. what happens if you exchange them for anything else?

[anonymous text]

[eclectical]

hmmm
trying to perfect it for pokemon before moving on to one for humans, maybe?
and... nothing, probably

[anonymous text]

[captainash]

could be. or maybe their minds are simpler and easier to analyze.
now I have to wonder what makes that one trade the exception.

[text]

[failures]

[Well this is...an interesting bunch of information.]

The heck is Mistralton? And Sunnyshore? I've never heard of them.

[anonymous text]

[captainash]

Mistraltion is apparently in Unova. wherever that is. no idea about Sunnyshore, but it sounds like a southern coastal city.

[failures]

So there are other regions out there!

Where did you even get all this info anyway?

[Text]

[babel_hacker]

Interesting mix of info, particularly the dream machine and the trading one.

[Text]

[captainash]

was hoping theyd have schematics or studies about the machine, but no. still dont get why the trade has to be so specific, though.

[Text]

[babel_hacker]

Their culture is very focused on Pokemon, so they'd like to know more about them. Seeing Pokemon's dreams is rather specific, tho.

[Text]

[foolishwren]

... paras mushrooms are addictive?

_{[Uh oh. Better make sure Henry never gets his hands on any.]}

[Anonymous text]

[captainash]

apparently. theyre said to be popular with a certain type of people.
I dont think those people just put them in their salads.

[Anonymous text]

[foolishwren]

well yeah

that'd be one hell of a salad