8th treasure [anonymous text]

[captainash]

[Thirty-six hours after the lab raid actually takes place, an anonymous text message appears on the network.]

the bastards have airplane technology. they even have an airport in Mistralton. they could at least allow us to use it.

[Followed, two minutes later, by:]

wheres Mistralton anyway?

[And then, ten minutes later:]

all the other regions have different PC systems. wonder if those have +space?

[And after half an hour:]

ATTENTION PARAS OWNERS: If a nervous or unstable looking individual approaches you and offer to buy your Paras’ mushrooms, please refuse and contact the authorities! Be a responsible citizen! Do not enable their addiction!

[The next one pops up within ten minutes:]

a machine that allows ppl to see Pokémon dreams? thats got to be a hoax.

[This one within five:]

Sunnyshores streets made of solar panels. wouldnt drive on those if I were them.

[With a final one three minutes later:]

you can only evolve Karrablast and Shelmet by trading them for each other. weird.

gtg now. might share the rest of it later.

[Or not. Probably not. He will, however, answer most questions people might ask (still anonymously, of course).]

Comments

[failures]

Like, you could catch Mew if you looked under a secret truck in Vermilion. Or that there's a secret garden in Cerulean that has all these super rare Pokemon. They're all dumb and no one even got to those places.

[That didn't stop him from trying to find the truck when he visited Vermilion or anything...]

But yeah, how do we know these places are real if we can't even get to them?

[captainash]

those both sound way too easy. besides, isnt there a Safari Zone with probably rare Pokémon already?
normally Id say to look them up in an atlas or visit a travel agency, but apparently they dont have those. a local kid did ask me if I came from that Unova place once, though.

[failures]

Yeah but the ones in the rumor weren't your usual Safari Zone stuff. We're talking Legendaries and stuff. But it's not like it was true so who cares.

Seriously? I've never heard anyone talk about Unova or any other regions besides the ones we know of. So basically this is the first time I've heard of them.

[captainash]

maybe theres some sort of ban concerning other regions, and no ones allowed to mention them? that kid did seem the rebellious type.