Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captainash) wrote2013-01-27 10:43 am
captainash) wrote2013-01-27 10:43 am
8th treasure [anonymous text]
[Thirty-six hours after the lab raid actually takes place, an anonymous text message appears on the network.]
the bastards have airplane technology. they even have an airport in Mistralton. they could at least allow us to use it.
[Followed, two minutes later, by:]
wheres Mistralton anyway?
[And then, ten minutes later:]
all the other regions have different PC systems. wonder if those have +space?
[And after half an hour:]
ATTENTION PARAS OWNERS: If a nervous or unstable looking individual approaches you and offer to buy your Paras’ mushrooms, please refuse and contact the authorities! Be a responsible citizen! Do not enable their addiction!
[The next one pops up within ten minutes:]
a machine that allows ppl to see Pokémon dreams? thats got to be a hoax.
[This one within five:]
Sunnyshores streets made of solar panels. wouldnt drive on those if I were them.
[With a final one three minutes later:]
you can only evolve Karrablast and Shelmet by trading them for each other. weird.
gtg now. might share the rest of it later.
[Or not. Probably not. He will, however, answer most questions people might ask (still anonymously, of course).]
the bastards have airplane technology. they even have an airport in Mistralton. they could at least allow us to use it.
[Followed, two minutes later, by:]
wheres Mistralton anyway?
[And then, ten minutes later:]
all the other regions have different PC systems. wonder if those have +space?
[And after half an hour:]
ATTENTION PARAS OWNERS: If a nervous or unstable looking individual approaches you and offer to buy your Paras’ mushrooms, please refuse and contact the authorities! Be a responsible citizen! Do not enable their addiction!
[The next one pops up within ten minutes:]
a machine that allows ppl to see Pokémon dreams? thats got to be a hoax.
[This one within five:]
Sunnyshores streets made of solar panels. wouldnt drive on those if I were them.
[With a final one three minutes later:]
you can only evolve Karrablast and Shelmet by trading them for each other. weird.
gtg now. might share the rest of it later.
[Or not. Probably not. He will, however, answer most questions people might ask (still anonymously, of course).]
[Anonymous text]
youre welcome. I was hoping this info would help a few people.
[Anonymous text]
yep
gonna go tell my roomie that Paras mushrooms are like deadly or something
[Anonymous text]
[Anonymous text]
good idea
i'll tell him that people who eat them get bug herpes
[Anonymous text]
[Anonymous text]
awesome
that should keep him away from them, he's pretty gullible
THANKS DUDE
[Anonymous text]