30th treasure [text]

[captainash]

Hey, tell me about your best friend.
Or best friends, I'm not picky.
Are they an absolute saint that would stay by your side even if you started eating babies? A complete dick you feel like punching one day out of two? Are they good at convincing you to do really stupid things?
Are they here? Do you want them here?

Or you can just ignore my drunken questions and rambling, that works too.







Happy birthday, you idiot.

Comments

[heartdive]

They happen when he least expects it, it's true.

[captainash]

Come on. You can't just say that without offering examples of unexpected great coolness.

[heartdive]

Are you sure? Because I could do just that.

[ grin grin grin. ]

[captainash]

Pretty please with a cherry on top? I can trade stories of my own best friend playing Peter Pan in the school play.

[heartdive]

...I know a Peter Pan.

[captainash]

...Uh, really. Does he wear green tights that would clash terribly with tan skin and white hair?

[heartdive]

Not white hair, but the rest of it sounds right.

[captainash]

Either this is a weird coincidence, or there's something even weirder going on here. Know any crocodiles and pirates, too?