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[captainash]

I feel both unbearably unclean and boundlessly loved.
Considering the holiday, that's surprisingly appropriate. I just wish it didn't involve almost ruining my favorite coat and pants.

That said, do you think Whitney would mind if I flooded part of her Gym? Those critters are very grateful for the pond my Blastoise created on the sidewalk, but the neighbors' Growlithes have started glaring at me so I can't make it any bigger.

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[captainash]

He let them do it?
And here I was, feeling like a fool because a dozen of them managed to tacklehug me from behind.
Did they get into your food, or is that much safe at least?

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[tentacletrainer]

...oh god.
I didn't even think about the food fuck.

[After a couple of moments - presumably from her checking the cupboards - another response is sent.]

He had a couple of Pokemon Rain Dance the back yard and then laid down in it.
Just invited them to crawl all over him.

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[captainash]

Is the back yard also yours? Because that would be enough of a reason to throw a roommate out to me.
Unless he'll be cleaning it all up and finding homes for every little slime still hanging out there.

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[tentacletrainer]

Oh no, it's ours.
The entire property is ours.
This friend of mine is my fiance.
So he has a right to make a mess of the yard if he wants, but you'd better believe I'm making him clean it up.
As well as finding homes for them.
Homes that are *not* ours.

And thank god it seems the food is okay.

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[captainash]

I'm sure he'll accept that sentence with grace, thankfulness, and the knowledge that weddings have been cancelled for lesser crimes.
And that he'll find plenty of willing trainers for a strange unidentified species.

I'm both very glad for you and extremely surprised by that, though.

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[tentacletrainer]

He'd better hope for the later and pray the former doesn't need to apply.

There's goo everywhere in the kitchen, but I guess they couldn't figure out how to open the cupboards.
Ever since we got more curious, younger Pokemon, I sort of "baby" proofed them.

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[captainash]

At least you now know for certain that your baby-proofing talents are peerless. If you can keep hungry slimes out of there, even baby ghosts won't be able to bypass your security measures.