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25th treasure [voice]

Just so we're all on the same page.

[And just so he doesn't have to hit anyone, if the anger in his voice is any indication.]

If you tell a Vanilluxe that ice cream would be the best dessert for her birthday? You deserve to be frozen to the sidewalk. If you loudly declare the virtues of roasted duck prepared with spring onion around a Farfetch'd? You deserve to have that spring onion shoved up your nose. If you make jokes about using fertilized eggs to make an omelet in front of a Blissey? You deserve to spend the next three hours washing yolk out of your hair.

[Geez, it sure doesn't sound like he had to deal with all three situations over the last week.]

And if you do all of that in front of their trainer? You deserve to get forcibly thrown out of the restaurant. No complaining.

[Or else he'll have to do some hitting, and then no one will be pleased.]

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The thick sort who don't spare a bit of thought ta what comes outta their mouth. That's when ya want ta be optimistic of other folk, 'course. Makes me glad I've just been workin' in the kitchens with mine.

They don't think about their words, and they don't think about the Pokémon's reactions either. Then they're actually surprised when they end up receiving an Ice beam to the legs. It almost makes me wish for paperwork to fill instead.

They only have themselves ta blame. Hope ya told them that before ya tossed 'em out.

Have ya thought about helpin' in those Pokecenters? I heard they do a bit of paperwork if ya really don't wanna deal with people.

That'd be great for a few days, but sooner or later the paper would drive me crazier than the clients. Know any store around that's only frequented by sane and decent people? That would be ideal.

I'll be sure ta tell ya when I know of 'em! What city are ya in right now?

Goldenrod. Plenty of potential workplaces, plenty of potential clients not worth meeting.

That's where I'm headin' ta right now! Actually... What kinda talents do ya have? Don't leave a thing out.

My talents? I'm good at basic engineering, basic programming, driving vehicles in general, piloting machinery, following instructions...

[Directing a whole crew when attacking innocent military vessels... Yeah, let's not mention that part.]

Ah well. Not what I'm lookin' for, although thanks for answerin' at all.

What kind of talents are you looking for, then? Technical, artistic, social...?

Entertainment! Plan on startin' up a proper circus in Goldenrod!

Sounds fun. Will it be human-only, or will you include Pokémon in your show?

Now why would I restrict myself? Our friends here offer up a ton a new ideas! Have 'em work with humans, and there's no end ta the possibilities.

Between the improvements to existing acts and the brand new ones you'll be able to prepare, you'll definitely be busy for a while.

Better be busy than bored, if ya ask me! Besides, when all's said and done, it's more than worth it ta see the final result!

Will you be sharing that result with the rest of us on the network? Or will we have to hope that the locals won't buy all the tickets first?

Half the fun of a circus is bein' there in person~. So you'll just have ta hope yer quick! I plan on givin' plenty a time for you ta know when it's gonna happen, 'tho, no worries on that front.

I have it all figured out, just have ta talk with that Miss Whitney first. That's the gym leader in Goldenrod, yeah?

Yes, that's the one. Many trainers will tell you to avoid communicating with her if possible, but I personally found her quite pleasant. I'm sure she'll go along with whatever plans you might have.

I like ta think of myself as a people person. I'm sure me and her can come ta an agreement! Just a matter a findin' out the kinda things she likes and all that good stuff.

She likes Normal-types and cute pink things. You'll definitely get somewhere with those especially if you combine them.

I might be in luck, then! Got a Mime Jr. and a Furret friendly enough to stop an army in my group. Outta help an awful lot, eh?

Congratulations. You have discovered the secret to getting her on your side; that'll make advancing your project much easier.

Heh heh, good ta hear! Thanks for the advice.

Some point in the future, I'd like ta have the whole league behind me, but right now this Miss Whitney is the most important person since I'll be settin' up shop in her city.

It's important to have priorities. Besides, she'll be much easier to convince than, say, Claire. Now that would be a nightmare.

Yikes. Which one's she, and how scared should I be?

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