captainash | 25th treasure [voice]

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25th treasure [voice]

Just so we're all on the same page.

[And just so he doesn't have to hit anyone, if the anger in his voice is any indication.]

If you tell a Vanilluxe that ice cream would be the best dessert for her birthday? You deserve to be frozen to the sidewalk. If you loudly declare the virtues of roasted duck prepared with spring onion around a Farfetch'd? You deserve to have that spring onion shoved up your nose. If you make jokes about using fertilized eggs to make an omelet in front of a Blissey? You deserve to spend the next three hours washing yolk out of your hair.

[Geez, it sure doesn't sound like he had to deal with all three situations over the last week.]

And if you do all of that in front of their trainer? You deserve to get forcibly thrown out of the restaurant. No complaining.

[Or else he'll have to do some hitting, and then no one will be pleased.]

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If they did, it would be unjustified. I was chosen as the best young talent in Japanese classical dancing across the whole world! I have every right to say that.

[She does pause at that, though.] Maybe.

Even if being the best somehow gave you that right, you now have competition from hundres or thousands of world. You might have lost it.

That's impossible. You see, they send the most elite scouters over the world for the most amazing talent in every field! I'm one of the only in my field, if the only. No one else before and after have ever made the cut.

By default, I'm the top! I don't boast without checking my facts, pig.

[uh well...]

That's funny, I didn't hear anythng about those elite scouts of yours showing up in my world. I guess they got lost on their way there.

Other than people I know or from my world, they don't seem to exist anywhere else.

[Hmph.] So, who are you?

I'm Captain Ash. What about you, Miss Classical Dancing Heiress of the Saionji Clan?

['Cause saying that every time would be a bit long.]

My name is Saionji Hiyoko! Remember that!

[Beep. Wow, did she really think that a great, dramatic time to close her Gear? You can call her again if you'd like.]

[On the one hand, he'd kinda like to.

On the other hand, that lack of love for most of her family is so horrifying it's upsetting.

...This world and its people, honestly.]

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