25th treasure [voice]

[captainash]

Just so we're all on the same page.

[And just so he doesn't have to hit anyone, if the anger in his voice is any indication.]

If you tell a Vanilluxe that ice cream would be the best dessert for her birthday? You deserve to be frozen to the sidewalk. If you loudly declare the virtues of roasted duck prepared with spring onion around a Farfetch'd? You deserve to have that spring onion shoved up your nose. If you make jokes about using fertilized eggs to make an omelet in front of a Blissey? You deserve to spend the next three hours washing yolk out of your hair.

[Geez, it sure doesn't sound like he had to deal with all three situations over the last week.]

And if you do all of that in front of their trainer? You deserve to get forcibly thrown out of the restaurant. No complaining.

[Or else he'll have to do some hitting, and then no one will be pleased.]

Comments

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[pipers_son]

Half the fun of a circus is bein' there in person~. So you'll just have ta hope yer quick! I plan on givin' plenty a time for you ta know when it's gonna happen, 'tho, no worries on that front.

I have it all figured out, just have ta talk with that Miss Whitney first. That's the gym leader in Goldenrod, yeah?

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[captainash]

Yes, that's the one. Many trainers will tell you to avoid communicating with her if possible, but I personally found her quite pleasant. I'm sure she'll go along with whatever plans you might have.

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[pipers_son]

I like ta think of myself as a people person. I'm sure me and her can come ta an agreement! Just a matter a findin' out the kinda things she likes and all that good stuff.

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[captainash]

She likes Normal-types and cute pink things. You'll definitely get somewhere with those especially if you combine them.

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[pipers_son]

I might be in luck, then! Got a Mime Jr. and a Furret friendly enough to stop an army in my group. Outta help an awful lot, eh?

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[captainash]

Congratulations. You have discovered the secret to getting her on your side; that'll make advancing your project much easier.

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[pipers_son]

Heh heh, good ta hear! Thanks for the advice.

Some point in the future, I'd like ta have the whole league behind me, but right now this Miss Whitney is the most important person since I'll be settin' up shop in her city.

voice;

[captainash]

It's important to have priorities. Besides, she'll be much easier to convince than, say, Claire. Now that would be a nightmare.

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[pipers_son]

Yikes. Which one's she, and how scared should I be?

voice;

[captainash]

She's the Blackthorn Gym leader, and if even half the rumors are true she has more of an ego than the other fifteen combined. She'll definitely consider choosing Goldenrod over her city an unbearable insult.

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[pipers_son]

Aaah, those sort always are troublesome! At least I'll have a good while ta think of an excuse, since I won't make it that way anytime soon.

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[captainash]

Add as much flattery as you can to that excuse, just to be safe.