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[captainash]

On a scale from 1 to 10, how embarrassing would you consider being killed by a Chansey that is happily hitting thrown rocks back at you with a tree branch and has already knocked three of your Pokémon out with some skillful aiming at their faces?
This is a purely hypothetical question, by the way.



Also, for a completely unrelated query, does anyone know if the Goldenrod Granbulls take Pokémon in their team? Because I might have just found their future star batter.

Comments

[tookthename]

Maybe try again another time when it isn't kicking your butt?

[captainash]

On the one hand, this would probably be safer for everyone involved.
On the other hand, it took me a week to find her in the first place.
For little pink egg-making machines, they're surprisingly rare.

[tookthename]

True. Do you have any fighting pokemon?

[captainash]

Not on me.
Not at all, actually.
I have plenty of Pokémon with Fighting-type moves, but rocks happened.

[tookthename]

Have you tried throwing the rocks back?

[captainash]

I was the one who threw them in the first place.
Besides, now they're covered in blood. Isn't that a health hazard or something?

[tookthename]

If it's your own blood, no. If it's your pokemon's blood I'd wear gloves.

[captainash]

It's both, and it all looks the same, surprisingly. I probably shouldn't take any chances.

[tookthename]

Well, I'm fresh out of ideas. Good luck with the pink ball of death.

[captainash]

Thanks for the well wishes and advice. I think I'll get the rest of my team to all throw rocks at her at the same time. Maybe it'll work, or maybe you'll see an amusing story of idiocy on the news tonight.