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[captainash]

Quick poll. Which do you consider cuter on a beautiful young maiden:

- hearts, or flowers?
- stars, or moons?
- rhinestones, or beads?
- ribbons, or hairclips?

Also, does anyone know if glitter glue is dangerous? She really wants to wear it, but she keeps trying to lick it.

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[veggie_vamp]

No way, that is SUPER CUTE!

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[captainash]

Excellent. And since I managed to find a good variety of both rhinestones and glitter glue, I'll be able to make nearly all the flowers look different. I'm sure she'll like that.

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[veggie_vamp]

Awww, she's SO gunna love you for that!

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[captainash]

She's always enjoyed looking pretty, even in the middle of fights. Helping her show off her inner beauty is the least I can do, after all the help she's given me.

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[veggie_vamp]

Oh, how romantic! She's so lucky to have you!

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[captainash]

...I've been pretty much raising her since we first met. 'Romantic' isn't the word I'd use, really.

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[veggie_vamp]

You're going through all this effort, and it's not for a girlfriend?

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[captainash]

Most certainly not for a girlfriend. I haven't gone on a date in over sixteen years.

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[veggie_vamp]

What does that matter? I've had plenty of decades pass by without a date. Age is nothing but a number!

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[captainash]

Damn right it is, and I definitely intend to go on plenty of dates when I finally get home! ...But most certainly not with her. It'd be both wrong and illegal.

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[veggie_vamp]

Your love for her is so strong it's illegal?!

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[captainash]

What? NO! My current platonic love is perfectly normal and healthy. Falling in love would be sick, wrong, illegal, and generally disturbing.

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[veggie_vamp]

Love as a crime... your world is so harsh!

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[captainash]

If there's a world out there where bestiality is legal, I don't want to visit it.

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[veggie_vamp]

She's a beast? So what? I'm dating a werewolf.

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[captainash]

I think werewolves are an exception due to unusual sentience, usually. Or at least in theory and in romance novels.
Oh well, it wouldn't matter anyway, because our relationship is strictly platonic. If anything, I'm her honorary wingman.

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[veggie_vamp]

I'm sure you'll find the one for you soon! Someone who will really love all this attention to detail!

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[captainash]

That's completely unnecessary. I'm not looking anymore, and my attention to detail is already quite appreciated.

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[veggie_vamp]

Didn't you just say you'd got on a lot of dates when you went home?

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[captainash]

Yes, but to go on dates back home I wouldn't need to do any looking.
Grovelling, maybe, but no looking.

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[veggie_vamp]

Why not?

CAPTAIN ARE YOU BLIND? Oh wow, to think you can do arts and crafts without any eyesight, that's so cool!

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[captainash]

No, my vision's fine.
I mean, I nearly got my eye gouged out by a mobile suit that one time, and my Purugly keeps trying for a repeat performance, but it all healed nicely and almost prettily.
Medicine does miracles, these days.

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[veggie_vamp]

Oh, wow, that's still amazing!

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[captainash]

Nearly getting my eye gouged out, or surviving many feline murder attempts?

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[veggie_vamp]

Both! I know some pretty bad kitties back home, so I totes understand.