Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
captainash) wrote2013-07-25 05:16 pm
captainash) wrote2013-07-25 05:16 pm
17th treasure [video]
[Ah, such a lovely day this is. Seriously, it has everything needed for perfection: a wobbly video feed, a fluffy lime green afro taking up most of said feed, a Relicanth swiftly swimming away from said afro, and an original score -crashing waves, Eevee screams, the shouts of a hundred furious souls- that matches the action perfectly.]
Look at that fish go-
[For a man who has to deal with an Eevee screaming in his ear and digging his claws in his shoulder, Ash sounds much too gleeful. The image starts to turn around, shaking even more as it moves.]
-and look at those turtles follow!
[Ash also sounds much too cheerful for a man being pursued by dozens of angry Tirtougas. He might even sound like he's laughing.
...He is laughing. Oh hell.]
Looks like they're gaining on us. Afrodite, show them what we can do!
[Not that anyone else will get to see what exactly that is, because Evo chooses that moment to try and get away from this madness, hitting the Gear in the process.]
Look at that fish go-
[For a man who has to deal with an Eevee screaming in his ear and digging his claws in his shoulder, Ash sounds much too gleeful. The image starts to turn around, shaking even more as it moves.]
-and look at those turtles follow!
[Ash also sounds much too cheerful for a man being pursued by dozens of angry Tirtougas. He might even sound like he's laughing.
...He is laughing. Oh hell.]
Looks like they're gaining on us. Afrodite, show them what we can do!
[Not that anyone else will get to see what exactly that is, because Evo chooses that moment to try and get away from this madness, hitting the Gear in the process.]
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[Boufbouf, says Afrodite.]
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[She waves innocently to the bull.] Wow, is that a bush on his head?
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