30th treasure [text]

[captainash]

Hey, tell me about your best friend.
Or best friends, I'm not picky.
Are they an absolute saint that would stay by your side even if you started eating babies? A complete dick you feel like punching one day out of two? Are they good at convincing you to do really stupid things?
Are they here? Do you want them here?

Or you can just ignore my drunken questions and rambling, that works too.







Happy birthday, you idiot.

Comments

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[timelymaid]

i apparently said i wanted to see what happened when the universe blew up

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[captainash]

...That could sound somewhat alarming, depending on the exact context of that particular conversation.

[Actually, he's reasonably certain it's just alarming. Period.]

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[timelymaid]

haha well i promised not to talk about it again so!

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[captainash]

I have no doubt that particular promise was extremely appreciated. Especially if you kept it.

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[timelymaid]

havent brought it up with him since! 0u0

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[captainash]

Excellent. That should have lowered your scariness level by... I don't know how many levels of scariness there can be.