Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) (
captainash) wrote2013-06-05 07:29 pm
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15th treasure [text]
I'm surfing the seas on a big pink cow. (Have been for two days, as a matter of fact, even if I couldn't write so earlier. Was the network hit by a virus?)
This is either the greatest moment of my life or a terrible nightmare.
This is also an unexpected complication in my attempt to throw a ball at that shiny Tentacool. Does anyone have useful ti
I'm stuck on a rock. Help.
This is either the greatest moment of my life or a terrible nightmare.
This is also an unexpected complication in my attempt to throw a ball at that shiny Tentacool. Does anyone have useful ti
I'm stuck on a rock. Help.
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ahaha wow omfg what is even going on anymore.
(idk about the network, that was really weird. i figured it was a hiccup in the system or something but i suppose virus is possible.)
um...not sure how to help you with the rock problem though. can't you just surf away?
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Except not anymore, because when I finally caught that Tentacool I was suddenly on a rock and she was unconscious.
I can't even step or jump off the damn rock.
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i don't even know, i have never heard of anything like that happening before.
she was unconscious because you caught the tentacool? not because of fighting it in order to weaken it?
what's stopping you?
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The ball stopped shaking, and then she was down. On a rock.
It's like we're caught in a force field or something.
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jeez, and here i thought things were back to normal again but it sounds like they aren't?
or at least not entirely.
the visitors are all gone and all the non-humans are back in their original bodies but...
this is weird.
sorry, i'm not sure how to help. :(
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If Tentacools even learn Teleport.
My mobile suit is gone, too, if I still had it I could get out of here in a second.
Could you look up the number of the coast guard? Maybe they can pick me up.
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that's legitimately something it can learn from a tm, no joke.
so maybe tentacool can too?
but that doesn't explain how a wild one would know it, unless it's one somebody released maybe?
i can try.
which city are you closest to?
[Are there even coast guards here? He doesn't know but surely there must be. If nothing else, surely one of the Jennies can hop on a jet ski.]
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I know, it's a Tentacool, but still.
Unless it got the move from a parent but its egg was abandoned before it hatched?
Trick question.
In theory, I'm between Olivine and Cianwood and closer to Cianwood.
In practice, I could have been teleported to the other side of the planet for all I know.
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maybe there's something about it that makes the shininess not worth it.
but the egg thing is also a possibility.
in that same vein, the one of the parents could have been released and then mated with a wild one or something.
errr...
well that might be a problem then. i will just...see about calling all of them.
hopefully SOMEBODY can find you.
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Or maybe it was released because its very presence knocks innocent Miltanks out. Who knows?
Being found before I starve or before the heat drives me insane would be nice, but at this point I'm not picky.
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we just may never know the answer.
maybe the tentacool knows something though? You could try letting it back out and letting one of your other pokemon talk to it or something.
alright, calling the ones in olivine and cianwood now.
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...Except I apparently only have poor unconscious Milky with me.
What the hell.
Much appreciated. I need their help more and more by the minute.
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where did the rest of them go? you didn't drop them in the ocean or something did you?
aaand done.
though perhaps predictably, they were a little uh... displeased with the lack of details beyond "a rock somewhere".
but i'll try some of the other ocean bordering cities now too.
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Along with pictures I didn't have with me when I showed up here and three extra umbrellas.
Why do I have three extra umbrellas?
They can be as displeased as they want with me as long as they get me off this rock.
I can't even touch the water with my hand.
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ok, yeah that makes perfect sense! maybe they went back to your box?
you've got me on the three extra umbrellas though, aside from building a very small fort i am not sure what you could do with those.
what are the pictures though? are they yours or just random pictures of stuff?
fingers crossed.
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Probably showed up at the same time as the umbrellas. Maybe I should make a parachute out of them.
Toes, too, just to be sure.
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well that's a nice surprise at least?
stuff from home has shown up before but it was much less...random, last time.
and more across the board?
from what i gathered, it happened to everyone.
wait for a strong wind and let it carry you to safety, yes. just mary poppins your way out of there.
oh yes, toes too.
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That's nice.
The musical numbers had better be optional. The dresses and the hats, too.
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though it has only happened once to my knowledge, christmas before last.
awww come on now! where's the fun in it if you don't go for full authenticity? :P
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I don't have the legs or the hair for it. Besides, the frills would clash with my stubble.
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hehehehe.
well frills aside, at least you have a backup plan if the jennys can't get to you.
somehow i wouldn't be surprised if it works because just look at what's happened these past few days.
and if that ends up being the case: pics or it didn't happen.
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If nothing else, I can at least do a liveblogging of the event.
Milky can take care of the steering once she's awake again.
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but i look forward to this potential liveblogging.
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If it starts with 'just hit an invisible wall owww the pain', please call them again and tell them to hurry.
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in all seriousness though, do let me know when you get out of this mess. either by jenny coast guard or whatever it is they have or... some other miracle.
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