Captain Ash (Asemu Asuno) (
captainash) wrote2016-01-29 05:41 pm
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41st treasure [AUDIO]
[The transmission coming from Ash's Pokégear is particularly noisy today. Nearby, a Pokémon giggles. Some distance away, a woman sobs and a man panics.]
-ling you I'm sorry! I never intended to say it out loud, I was going to keep it to myself!
[That... was obviously the wrong thing to say, because the sobbing now gains in intensity.]
Look, just because I'm not desperate enough doesn't mean- Bouncy, turn that off.
[And turn that off, Bouncy does, just in time to spare the network an atrocious wail.]
-ling you I'm sorry! I never intended to say it out loud, I was going to keep it to myself!
[That... was obviously the wrong thing to say, because the sobbing now gains in intensity.]
Look, just because I'm not desperate enough doesn't mean- Bouncy, turn that off.
[And turn that off, Bouncy does, just in time to spare the network an atrocious wail.]
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[Understatement of the year.]
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[He winces. He hadn't meant to say any of that out loud, either the first or second time.]
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Was there a reason you had to crush her so? How was she to know she wasn't your type?
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[He's still not quite sure how that happened.]
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[That sounds very much like what happened to him earlier. Hmm.]
Maybe someone dropped a batch of advanced truth serum in the regions' water supply.
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(As well as self-deprecating.)
Does such a serum exist?
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[Or a Pokémon that can replicate the effect. He frowns at that thought.]
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